the water is the best part
a couple years ago, we got shipped a case of food product at kuci. we opened it up and god-damn if you wouldn’t have guessed it, there was 16 or so bottles of a hot sauce with the face of dexter holland, B.A. USC and singer of The Offspring, on it. i took 2. “gringo bandito“; it’s delicious! i continue using it to this day. dexter holland: real man.
we’re into the dog days of summer, sad. things to look forward to include: acrobatics allthetime, no negativity tour 2009, and my birthday!
on wednesday we welcome palin-free alaskas, the superior universal studios florida, kevin “toughguy” greenspon, and nicole “i’mnot” kid(”din’”)man. if you want to get your swell on, and swelter softly with some sweet sounds, you know the spot.
have you heard the new shakira single? god! what a grooooove! of all the famous people in the world, she is among the raddest probably. bringing lycanthropy to the mainstream, breakin the rules of domesticity. an organic disco that doesn’t feel tacky or forced, who could have thought in 2009.

however: i have one huge problem with this song.
here is the song:
shakira - she wolf - she wolf
at 1:14 of this otherwise mostly impeccable jam, there is the weakest and most inane wolf-howl i have ever heard in my entire life, mixed high enough above the rest of the chorus that it just shatters the entire track. it’s a stupid sound that seems like such an aural afterthought, tacked on with a gaudy as F “duh.” it’s ugly and unappealing, and so flagrantly unsexy that it makes me just want to barf all over the radio.

in case you don’t want to listen to the whole song (it’s mostly really great, i swear! that guitar tone is so totally killer) i’ve made this:
see you on wednesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




